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Thieves try to siphon gas, get mouthful of sewage instead

Bus (Laurel Lee)

A gang of thieves thought they’d be slick and siphon some gas from a bus, only to get a nasty taste in their mouths instead.

According to police, the thieves had tried to tap for petrol but landed the sewage tank instead.

The crooks got a mouthful of human waste before fleeing.

Sen. Sgt. Heath Soutar of Laverton, Australia police stated that the bus was found with its cap to the gas tank on the ground.

He adds that police “have absolutely zero interest” in finding the ‘stolen goods.’

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