Surveillance footage caught Christian Radecki slowly rear-ending a Lee County Sheriff’s Office vehicle before climbing on top and doing a few dance moves, encouraged only by supernatural beings.
An 8 minute video shows the man continued to blast music from his car, break off some windshield wipers and swipe an American flag from the neighbor's lawn.
The reportedly convicted sex offender told police that a "woman with fangs" knocked on his door, warning of a human sacrifice involving some vampires.
“Radecki made the conscious decision to get the Sheriff of Nottingham to help him stop the slaughter of small children,” according to a Cape Coral Police report.
The report shows that Radecki claimed he was completely sober and had no mental health conditions.
He was checked out by a nearby hospital before ultimately being sent to the Lee County Justice Center in good condition.