A Seattle radio personality released a hilarious play-by-play narration to video of a thief trying to use a mop to break into a truck.
John Curley, sports personality for KIRO Radio in Seattle, perfectly captures the key events shown in the video, which took place in the station's own parking lot.
Some of the best quotes include:
He's got a stance shoulder-width apart and he bangs the mop at the top of the window." -John Curley
"Someone get salami and cream cheese and rub it all over his face. He's unconscious. On the ground. With the mop. That's the story." -John Curley